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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
  • Officer, I inform you that i own a dildo and a concealed carry license for a dildo.
  • Where is it located?
  • It's up my ass, sir.
  • I'm gonna ask you to present it.
  • Pardon?
  • Sir, please get out of your vehicle...now slowly pull down your pants...slowly...ahh.. Now put your hands on the hood and spread your legs. Thaaats riiight...

Here we go, I'm writing smut.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I usually ease it out of my ass before the cop gets up to my window. I want them to know I have one in the car but prefer not to have to remove it in front of them

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

A dangerous scenario. They will find you all exhausted and creampied in three places, and the officer will tell the judge something like "he was reaching out for a dildo!"
Police britality!