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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gay Pirates have no king. Gay Pirates need no king.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Gay Pirates not only have a king, but need a king, because the writer is a monarchist