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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I dunno, knives and male genitals don't really mix.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doesn't mix with female genitals either. Maybe keep knives away from genitals as a general rule

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

This is why we can't have knife things.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the invention of circumcision

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was it invented or discovered, though?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Invented by a little-known geezer named Sir C. Ision

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Hopefully knives and female genitals don't mix either.