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Praying mantis I found trying to be Jesus (lemmynsfw.com)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I guess the praying worked?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Succeeding you mean

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The walking on water part, yeah. But then I asked the praying mantis what the greatest commandment was, and I just got a funny look.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did you hand it over two stone tablets?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I should've thought of that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Next time you will be better prepared. This opportunity seems to happen every 2,000 years or so, don't worry, just a bit of patience and keep stone tablets on hand.