Derpenheim

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Canada Freezes $43M in Suspicious Tesla Rebates. Tesla’s Claim of 1.5 Sales Per Minute Prompts Government to “Fully Examine Each Claim Individually.” in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 8 points 7 hours ago

Congrats Muskrat, not everywhere loves it's billionaires like the US. Get fucked

View it in your room! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 hours ago

Oh, yeah I can understand that one

View it in your room! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You seem very angry

Be honest! You have done this many times in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

Buddy you ain't pulling the lunch lady, fuck off

Fish in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No no, it's that humans are technically in the fish group of evolution, even though it happened a LONG time ago. That's what they mean by "cladistically", there is no "clade" of fish. Look up "humans are hagfish by Clint's Reptiles". He explains it wonderfully

Americans under 30 are so miserable that the U.S. just fell to a historically low ranking in the world happiness report in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 127 points 6 days ago (9 children)

No shit, we're being taken over by literal nazis. This place sucks.

His logic is impeckerable in c/tenforward@lemmy.world
[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago

It's like a way more fun version of "Jesse what the fuck are you talking about"

Fool me once ... in c/memes@lemmy.world
My current mental capacity in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Lefting, leftaroo

Flatbread in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Literally the gallery app, the default one.

crab museum!! in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Could be carcinisation, no sirree

🐴 :) in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Actually, it really is just a single metacarpal bone. The others are the red square bones you see up top, they are vestigial at this point. Like how whales have legs, we just can't see them

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