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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago

Your dad thinks that people earn money by working for it. In other words, he's what would be a normal person in a socialist society.

All you have to do now is teach him what capitalism is.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

What about their legs? They don't need their legs

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

"Fellas, is it a fetish to like girls?"

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EDIT: I'm picking up on some big time virgin energy from all the people in this thread who think girlsmell is a fetish. Girls smell. If you didn't know that, it's clear the only women you've ever been with were 2D.

PS: If you prefer boysmell that is also very valid, and if you don't like stinky partners at all I want you to know I stand with the ace community and I'm only meaning to make fun of allos.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If a physician is qualified to teach at the highest academic level due to their research skills, I'll call them a doctor. Otherwise, they're just a physician. Putting in IVs and prescribing cold medicine doesn't make you a doctor. Research skills make you a doctor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's right. Physicians asked to have Doctor put in their names because they were tired of not being respected as much as real doctors, which is to say teachers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I already know a PhD in medicine is different to an MD, that's why I wrote a comment that says one's a doctor and one isn't. Read my comment until you understand it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I trust physicians on matters of medicine. I just don't think they're doctors.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Vote against genocide. It's that simple. There are no excuses, when genocide is on the table, you do something.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (14 children)

I wouldn't trust a doctor's opinion on medicine unless their PhD were in medicine. Most aren't.

I don't consider MDs to be doctors.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Israel didn't exist before the current war. Palestine has been suffering an invasion and the occupation of its sovereign territory since 1948.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

"Military service teaches young people the values that we as a country believe in. It's very important to our national identity that every adult citizen has murdered a baby. It makes us who we are."

 
 
 

Explanation: the people of Sentinel Island refuse to communicate with other cultures, and kill outsiders on sight. They're the only culture untouched by the politics of the rest of the world.

Anything involving more than one person is political, so the only way to avoid politics is to kill everyone you meet on sight. But unlike the Sentinelese, you wouldn't be able to have any friends.

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