Jolteon

I could see it being used in situations where not all of the larger government's territory was filled by smaller governments.

I feel like heat would start to become a serious issue at that point.

You do realize that there is probably a fair chunk of people on here who can say that unironically?

If you need to have a conversation with someone, don't block the entire hallway to do it.

The client apps are a lot better these days too.

But she's actually over a thousand years old, so it's okay /s

That wouldn't just make it look bigger, it would be bigger.

It's what happens when you have a living house, and you buy it its own cell phone.

Can you really call them parents if they outsource all the parenting to an iPad?

Plus, since it's a demon instead of a genie, they'll likely only responds to purely selfish requests.

Excuse you, our Lord and Savior won the election three times, all fair and square! One of them was shamelessly stolen despite all the evidence to the contrary. /s

And things