NutWrench

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

"Butters! Are you looking at 3D gravitational hyperbolic topography?"

"No Dad! Just looking at porn!"

[–] [email protected] 75 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Advertisers abused the hell out of us back in the early days of the Internet and we haven't forgotten. Multiple Pop-ups, pop-unders and seizure-inducing banner ads.

If they simply stuck with small, basic, non-flashing banners, I could have handled it. But greed knows no limits with advertisers.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Microsoft Linux.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I would be grateful for shorter waiting times in their "emergency" department.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

I'm guessing that once these bots have farmed enough karma, their owners will sell them to other people who will use them for advertising or propaganda.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Also, do you really NEED to sleep?"

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago

Soon to be followed by getting a write-up for breaking down crying in your vehicle due to stress and shitty wages.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Yeah, but if we made rich people pay their share of the tax burden, that would be "socialism" or something.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Maybe the billionaires are finally figuring out that having the Dynamite Monkey for president is bad for business.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Let's deface a memorial, dedicated to a young girl who was murdered by Nazis. NOW, people will have to listen to what I have to say!"

  • surprised Pikachu face * "Why didn't that work?"
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Socialism

A system of government where the country's wealth is concentrated into a small, ruling class of billionaires, who use the media they own to keep the lower classes fighting with each other while they . . . the rich . . . run off with all the farking money.

Oh wait. that's capitalism. I don't know how I got those two systems confused.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Why is anyone still on, "The Social Media Platform Formerly Known As Twitter" ?

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