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Those damn big-milkers!

There will be if they decide to invade our era tomorrow

The source of all human misery? Oh man, as if I didn't feel the pressure enough already...

At the very least spaciesist.

Boss, I can't make it to work today. There's a cat on my car.

Well don't leave us hanging! Did you die?

Woohoo! Bucket list complete!

Could also be the fumes from the batteries burning and all that.

It's a common misconception that it was even called Ev to begin with. In reality, it used to be named Mt. Eh due to how underwhelming it is.

"Constant average query time" is not that hard to understand. It means that sometimes access time is e.g. linear, and sometimes you get your content before executing the code. With a hash table large enough and full enough, this can be used to fetch content seconds, minutes, days, potentially years before the program even exists. That's one hell of a breakthrough.

[edit] /s, oops

That's how you get Skynet