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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (8 children)

I wonder what country this is that has conscription, speaks English and uses meters.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (6 children)

It might come as a surprise to you, but quite a lot of people in the world learn English as a second language, and terminally online 4chan anons tend to get quite good at it, so this doesn't narrow it down much.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

Yes that's why the drill instructor yells in English too. Come on now friend.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Spongebob gets dubbed in many languages. Makes sense anon would translate it back to English for posting on 4chan.

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