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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Fuck all that, put some real effort into it and film cutscenes with real actors in costume like Westwood did.

If you're going to interrupt my gameplay with some scripted scene you'd better have done some actual production work, or else give me a skip button.

At least the old game developers had some class when they spoon-fed story elements. Engine-rendered cutscenes are just a lazy escape for developers who couldn't figure out how to make their story elements interactive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

You might wanna take a look at Quantum Leap!