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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon experiences freedom (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 131 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Soon they’ll start recording you jerking it to cross reference with previous sessions as identity confirmation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

"Your stroke signature does not match our records"

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