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[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago (4 children)

This seems perfectly reasonable. I'm sure the people wearing DARE shirts will take this seriously and help out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Those bootlickers will believe anything, I bet you could convince them water was dangerous if you made them think the DEA said it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

You must not be American. Adults wearing DARE shirts are not bootlickers for the DEA. They wear it ironically.

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