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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is at a work function (lemmynsfw.com)

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I once walked towards a dude wearing the same shirt as me in a nightclub on my way to the toilet. I said, "Nice shirt bro!" and then walked directly into a floor to ceiling mirror.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I've bumped into a mirror at a nightclub and apologized to myself. And then facepalmed harder than I ever have before.