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Anon's little cousin plays with MLP toys (lemmynsfw.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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>be with family last weekend
>little 5 year old cousing playing with MLP toys in the living room
>announces we are all invited to the wedding
>aunt asks who's getting married
>fluttershy and applejack
>aunt says "They can't get married"
>cousin is distraught "why not!?"
>aunt says "because girls can't marry other girls"
>cousin is angry "who says?"
>aunt "god says"
>cousin "then I'm going to worship satan"

fucking awesome, lemme tell you

Sorry, that's my weekly allotment of pixels

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (13 children)

This is a manufactured fake greentext. Some kind of CIA psyop to whitewash 2011 4chan as somehow pro LGBTQ or chill with My Little Pony. I mean there's nothing necessarily wrong with that, it's just kind of ridiculous to try and act like this comes from 2011.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

There's actually a /MLP/ board on 4chan. There aren't a lot of fandoms that have their own separate board, but they made that one because people were pony-posting all over the other message boards.

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