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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

This is not a real tweet

Honestly, without this I would have had no idea. I looked at his X page & his posts are such a shitshow that it legitimately could have been real (at least, an actual "joke" that he'd make), then I couldn't see any way to sort the posts to find the most recent ones because the UI is pretty bad.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Considering he once published this it really wouldn't be surprising.

"I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you for sharing. Excuse me.

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