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Anon contracts herpes (lemmynsfw.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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>Get BJ on prom night 
>Week later massive red spot on cock
>Herpes
>Fuck
>doctor say this shit is
uncurable
>No woman will want me
>Struggle with shame and depression
>Lose all interest in sex
>Go years without being with a woman
>Finally regain some self confidence
>Brainwave.exe
>Need woman who already has the disease
>Find old hooker on craigslist
>Looks pretty ragged on the blurred photo
>Has probably had a million diseased cocks in her
>Call her up
>Explain I have herpes
>Tell her I presume she has it too
>Silence
>Then she hangs up

I dont know where to go from here bros

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

This is a common misconception and the leading cause of Turbo herpes outbreaks.

Stay safe kids

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Source?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

it's the same with turbo aids and turbo autism

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Turbo AIDS? You know that is just a made up name, right?

Everyone knows it's called Super AIDS™

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