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All you can reasonably eat within a given time limit does roll off the tongue
Would be more honest though. If I'm taking it slow eating then I'm taking it slow goddammit.
I think this is targeting folks who finish eating a meal and then never leave the restaurant. So a more technical truth would be all you can eat within the reasonable definition of how long one meal lasts.
Me and 5 other fatties in middle school (like almost 20 years ago) got kicked out of a CiCi’s pizza for eating too much food in like 30 minutes.
We were like the first people who ate so much that they started losing money lmao
I mean, that would definitely be against the idea. The whole reasoning behind a concept of all.you can eat is that on average, you make money, but on occasion, you'll lose money. It's like the casino. They don't make money off every single person, as some they'll lose money, but on average, they make more than they lose per person.