this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 93 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

You should look up reviews for the Haribo sugar-free gummy bears.

[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

And watch the video of that one dude with the perpetually backwards cap eating a full bag of them ๐Ÿ˜†

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hahaha omg that's hilarious. I hope he lived

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

He has a bunch more where he eats a cactus and a bunch of other weird crap.

The old stuff (decade+ old) is the good stuff

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