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How to cook a chicken (lemmynsfw.com)
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[-] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The chicken has to exceed the boiling point of water for it to be cooked? Unless we’re making chicken caramels, I don’t think so.

Doing some math, I think it works out to 6,242 slaps or a single slap at 1,939 mph. Much more attainable.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That 205C would just be the surface temperature of the chicken, not the average. Note that the calculation doesn't take into account the volume or radius

EDIT: No, I'm wrong. The calculation is for boiling the whole chicken. Who was this written by, a Brit?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Are you sure? The numbers in the ~~tweet~~ reddit post talk about total mass and heat capacity. So I think that means the entire bulk has that average temperature.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

See my edit

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

One thing’s for sure: a chicken slapped at 3726 mph won’t be very tasty. Or look too good.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

What, you don't like ~~vaporized~~ ionized poultry?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

slap

It won't be a chicken anymore, Instant mist

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