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[–] [email protected] 118 points 2 days ago (19 children)

And you thought J. Edgar Hoover was paranoid.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago (16 children)

Is he short? Seems like a short kinda guy

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (12 children)

5’9”, but I can see that Short Height Indicator Type all over him, some people call it being SHITty

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Youd think all the evil would weigh him down even a touch

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