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It would be a living nightmare (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (13 children)

Snorlax randomly diverts traffic by napping in the worst place possible.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Fortunately people have alternatives to driving and walking, because predatory birds (and some insects) grow large enough to carry a human.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (3 children)

How big is Pidgey?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bulbapedia says 1', 4 pounds.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Still technically puntable but you're going to have a hell of a sore ankle afterward.

Pidgeotto is 3 feet tall and 66 pounds, it could steal your kids if it wanted to.

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