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Cool, all of that within a week?
There is no chance there is a visible change from a week of eating salads, no matter how fast your metabolism is.
I can lose 10lbs in 3 days if i quit drinking beer. 10 lbs is definitely noticeable. It’s definitely not a real change, just not being super bloated, but noticeable.
You're drinking over 11k calories a day in beer?
It’s a bet I’ve won several times. Feeling like you have too much money?
I don't understand what you're asking me.