There is no explaining this kitchen.
this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2023
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I might have rotated the oven 90 degrees counterclockwise and gotten rid of the island (peninsula , I guess) but I like having what would essentially be two prep stations working across from one another with one person right at the range top. This kitchen isn't actually that big from a square footage perspective but it looks like 4 or 5 people could comfortably work there without touching elbows.
As a left-handed person, I find this arrangement offensive.
Just make that counter line up with the stove, no biggie
The window should be a bit closer to us, the sink should be by the new window placement, the stove should be 1/2 width to the left of where the dishwasher is, the dishwasher should be to the left of the new sink placement and where the stove currently is should be walled in and converted to a pantry.
Just imagine trying to clean around it.
Better than my kitchen, aside from the color anyhow.
Just the range? Not every-fucking-thing?
Yeah no. I had a kitchen with a similar wider end and that is perfect for a table, it even has a window ! The commitment to the green is a power choice, I would probably only keep the green doors and get the rest in a neutral colour.
I also kinda think this is a lot of storage space, I would be happy exchanging some for a dinig area.
That's a gut-it or rent-it situation. Nobody buying that is just going to move in. The linoleum floor, fiberboard counters, paint, layout, fixtures--every single item in that room could be vastly improved.
It looks weird, but I like it for practicality. It opens up the rest of the space when you're cooking and gives you a nice counter area right beside you. I also like the ugly green.
Yeah I currently have the sink between me and my counter, so I'm chopping veggies on the opposite side of the kitchen from where I'm sauteing them. This would be great for my use case.
you would get your steps in, that is certain.