Bigus Duckis

This is what is commonly known as a 'wingy', given by birds who are not able to do the pigeon.

If you want the goose to look at it it's $15 extra

First recorded case of a bird being a prude

Early British mating display. ‘Birds’ (left), hominid (right)

Encyclopedia image from the "wingjob" article

You must be this tall to ride.

From fapping to flapping.

"NO, MOM! IT'S NOT A PHASE! ONE DAY I'M GONNA MARRY BEAKY AND FLAPPY!"

Honk!

The Island of Dr. Moreooohhhhhh

The relative sizes of adult and juvenile cobra chickens, Justin Bieber for scale.

Fig. A. "busting a wing nut, method 1."

One winged angel

Evolution from goose to stick to male.

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Winged Man

Last time I visit a wax museum while tripping on acid.

We said, ‘we want all of our DUCKS in a row for this event, Bob. I think you misheard us.’