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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This sounds like a guy that sets himself on fire outside a courthouse.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You should know: this is in pretty poor taste

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You people are the drunkest, horniest person at the party. You will do literally anybody. Philosophically speaking.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Glad I never liked him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

hmm let me guess who he voted for

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This guy wears his own anal sphincter as a necktie. I'm not sure how anyone can hear anything he says.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That and 50 cents will inspire me to outrage, but most of these people are cheaper. How dare he criticize the popular narrative etc.

If (favorite scientist) told you to cut off your nose, you'd do it.

You are all so doomed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

How is the weather in clownland?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Who knew that a lifetime of concussions turns your brain to mush?

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