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[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As a squid, I think all those filthy, stupid homo sapiens should go back to Africa where they came from.

And then up into the trees where they came from.

But say that sort of thing today and you get cancelled!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Trees? They shouldn't have ever left the oceans if you ask me.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

Don't make the monkey-men our problem, Betelgeuseian.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

person trying to make a career out of being the living embodiment of the idea of ragebait says something intended to provoke angry reactions from people

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (11 children)

I'd love to leave and not be stuck in a country with assholes like him but I can't afford it. It's like $2,500 just to renounce your citizenship.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately there's these kinds of assholes in every country.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Is there a phrase or term that describes this type of argument?

Where instead of addressing the problem or considering it the answer is "Just leave" or "Just stop using it"...etc

It's a form of dismissiveness, but I'm sure there's a name for it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

stop using it

Are the MAGA crowd actively cancelling products now?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Didn’t they once throw out all their bud light because it was, checks notes… woke

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

....and Bud Light is back at #1, because the boycott boyz are pussies.....

.....also, the 'woke' NFL is bigger than it's ever been.....

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

Yeah they don’t actually have morals, they just react to current trends and will revert back when it becomes inconvenient.

Me personally haven’t used FaceBook in a decade. Don’t use WhatsApp. Not shipped on Amazon for a couple of years now. Recently boycotted McD, etc.

All of these things inconvenience my life to some extent but that’s the price of having morals. This fuckers are just going with the crowd.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (4 children)

He's 21 years old & also he's gotten a lot of fame. We can't expect lots of great wisdom from him.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

We all saw your trail of tears on the stand, kyle.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Isn't this the kid that fired into a crowd? Why are we listening to anything he says again?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Because he's a darling of the right, and really riles up the left whenever he is mentioned. It's rage clicks either way, and people are easily played.

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