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[–] OldGrayDog 4 points 11 months ago
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Fist full of granola

Or Fist for short

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My little sweet gummy bear

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Hello Fruit Snack!

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Veggie Burger.

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Rex. That's a coincidence, that was my neighbour's dog's name. Shame what happened to him, he was always so friendly. Tasty too

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Schoggigipfeli

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hi fellow soy milk enjoyer. I named this puppy soy milk too

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I had to scroll pass eighty people claiming they ate ass before I saw this. Yeah I ate ass then hopped on lemmy, yup.

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Long ago I had this one cat named Birria, because I used to jokingly tell her mother "If you don't behave, I'm going to make birria tacos out of you!"

When I rescued her mom, I thought she was a male, still quite young, and before I'd found a vet she disappeared for a couple of days and came back pregnant. After that, she and every cat I've had since then, male or female, I've taken to the vet to be neutered or spayed before anybody gets knocked up.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

soy milk

(kinda fitting actually)

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Do you eat milk? Or just drink it?

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Enchilada.

Perfect.

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Cacio E Pepe

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Ice cream with big juicy balls

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Egg Salad Tortilla Chip

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Pulled chicken with BBQ sauce

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Fried shrimp! I think it fits him :)

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Strawberry

Or alternatively: Breakfast.

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Chicken tits

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Street taco

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Jammy dodger

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Blueberry Muffin

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Ginger chew

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