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[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

My real question here is, do they really pay the employees enough for them to actually care?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So what next, are they going to start going after people who fill up before they arrive at the theater? Going into the theater on a full stomach is theft, you should thank them for the overpriced food they slave over for you (or at least the hourly workers who are treated like slaves).

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (8 children)

They don't control the rules outside the theater. Suggesting there is some slippery slope from them not allowing outside food in the theater to them controlling your life before going is just absolutely absurd.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

I will eat and drink whatever I like and I pirate all the movies I watch. If I am responsible for the demise of the film industry you are welcome.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Attack your few remaining customers.... Bold strategy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Quick! Eat the evidence!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

The theater near me is staffed by teenagers who couldn't care less. I always stop at the dollar store or even grab a burger and put it in my backpack. I haven't been asked about the contents of my bag in like 10 years

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

Some guy checked my bag once, loaded with snacks, looked me dead in the eye, and shrugged while waving me in haha. That man's a G.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Yeah same. I've brought burritos, burgers, beers.

My favorite was during the opening scene of the Great Gatsby when they're glamorizing all the champagne flowing at these elegant parties, I popped my bottle of champagne I brought in for my girlfriend and I to share and this other guy was like "aw fuck you", in an envious tone.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

It's weird that things could go so wrongly under the careful supervision of an underpaid child worker. (/Sarcasm)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Most UK cinemas are perfectly happy when audiences bring in their own snacks.

And they still make money. From selling snacks.

Because people are lazy and want a good time.

I wouldn't say that a buy drinks or nachos to support "my" local cinema -- it's still a chain --, but if I feel like it I'm buying from the venue. Many people do. There are always queues for popcorn.

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