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A woman brought her own snacks to Despicable Me 4. Then the police arrived (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wonder what that theater's spaghetti policy is.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I was just reading about pirate radio stations. One pretty bitter post by a busted pirate radio operator went like "while a large number of police officers were busy chasing us through the forest, a guy got stabbed to death in the downtown. I think the raid on us was a gross mistake of police resource allocation."

This is like that, but even more petty.

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