this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Obviously anon's mother never taught them not to drink straight out of the carton.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Who pissed in your dry-ass Cheerios?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

His inability to have milk. You get cranky when you can't have ANY dairy

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