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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sorry for the late response.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sorry for the late response.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Sorry for the late response.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Soy for the latter resource.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Soy for the latte.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Blood for the Blood God

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Do you hold a stronghold filled with short people ?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I got tenure, fuckers!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Congratulations Professor Satan's Maggoty Cum Fart!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I got tenure despite having less seniority than you MaggotyCumfart!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am -not- in academia (so I can’t upvote), but this makes me somehow feel kinda better about myself.

Please tell me that, idk, “thoughtful” people need more time to review things (carefully), or something, and that explains this fault... Right? Hello? Is this thing on?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's not the email, just the constant existential crisis.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

And ADHD

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Normal people do not do phds, for better or for worse.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

And CPD: Chronic Procrastination Disorder

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sounds a lot like corporate middle management tbf.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I teach at college and work in research at university, that's how I spot witch students will end up working with us.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Sorry, we can't offer you the job. You reply to your emails too quickly"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

"Sorry, for the late response. Unfortunately, we can't offer you the job. You reply to your emails too quickly"

FTFY

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

How do you spot the wizard students?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Thanks for your patience while I researched the details.

Yes, I'm free for a lunch meeting last Friday. See you then.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Sorry for the late response.