Where is twisting then wrapping the bag back around the bread?

Neutral evil AND kinda lawful good, but using a second larger bag instead of a bread box.

I bounce between lawful neutral and chaotic neutral. Huh.

None of this shit. Homemade uncooked unrisen or partially risen loaves in the freezer, cooked ones in cloth bread bags. If you don't suck ass at making bread it will always be eaten before it goes stale but its still toastable or usable for cooking. Or just adjust loaf size to match consumption rate. In my region anything in plastic will go moldy before you get halfway, especially purchased loaves.

bonus: secret ingredient for general purpose slicing loaf. 6 to 10 tbsp of chestnut honey. The honey itself smells kinda iffy and tastes aeird but baking it in bread gives it this amazing aroma. Toasting brings out the aroma again after it cools. Great for real bread ice cream sandwiches, especially toasted if you do it as a bowl.

I'm lawful neutral until the clip breaks, which it always does, and then I go chaotic neutral.

Chaotic neutral and the bread goes in the freezer

Chaotic Neutral

LG, back when I bought sliced bread, except for when the container was getting its occasional wash. In those cases CN or, more rarely, NE.

I switched to making better bread at home that could just chill on the counter as-is (cut side down) for days without issue. Then we figured out that part of my stomach issues are due to gluten (awaiting endoscopy for confirmation, but probably celiac based on an old DNA test that said I was likely, my dad officially getting it, and a host of symptoms that mostly went away when doing low-/no-carb diets).

Either lawful or chaotic neutral depending on whether I can find the clip again. But I doubt it matters since I store it in the freezer and heat the slices I need when I need them.

This is brilliant 🤩

I am neutral evil - a twist and tuck.

What if you use the bag clip, but then slash the side of the bag with a knife to show dominance?

I always suspected my children were chaotic evil. The bread was not the first indicator.

I thought that said twist and fuck

Turns out I am Lawful Evil.

My cat learned to open the bread box and then chews a hole in the bag...

Y'all don't just throw the bag in the refrigerator?

I was in the "tie a knot" camp for YEARS. Laziness just moved me into reusing the ~~bread~~ bag clip.