It's to allow one for each day of the week except for Sunday, as Sunday is The Lord's Day.
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what is not fair is that all texans have at least one dildo as long as elon resides there.
So they just rent the ones over 6?
Nah, just adapt the little free library idea. Little neighborhood kiosks where people can share their dildos freely.
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What if they're dildo shaped guns? Would Texas ever dare to ban those?
These people CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does this mean that independent sex shops will thrive in texas? It could be a good thing for small business.
Will there be an official Office of Dildo Inspections? With Dildo Inspectors making rounds, carefully checking every household for staying within their allotted number of items? Will the billboards aside the vast highways advertise the government hotline for anonymous reporting of infractions?
And if not, well, they're clearly cowards. If you're going to pass a law like that, you have to go all the way!
Seriously though, I sometimes wonder how this period of time will be described in history books 50 years from now.
A Texas jobs program! You too can have a bright future as a state dildo inspector!