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Bread is love, bread is life (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Bread is CIVILIZATION

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I like how in the menu the chef is like -- and I'm paraphrasing of course -- you assholes can't have bread cuz you don't deserve it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Bread is like the shady dealer standing just inside a dark alley who, when somebody passes by on the street, goes:

"Hey you!"

"Yes, you."

"Would you like a little something to make you feel good?"

* Opens long coat, showing a collection of cheeses, butter, peanut butter, jams, ham and other cold meats, and other delicious things that aren't all that healthy *

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

"Oh I really shouldn't, I ..."
"Come on dude, this one's partly mouldy."
"I TAKE FOUR! I MEAN FIVE!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

We should stage a conquest of bread.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Bread made feeding people cheap. That isn't civilization; that's dominator culture. It's slavery with extra steps. You've all been eating peasant food. Break the cycle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Bread is a whole lot of work to make than say, rice. Bread isn't cheap, it's only cheap because some of the ingredient might've been subsidised in one way or another, to make sure the country isn't starving. It's popular among us peasant because it could last, it's one of the most versatile ingredient available, and it's filling.