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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

But your bestie Joel Greenberg is, Ron?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I'm not American, so I don't know: can one state actually bar an American citizen from being in it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Usually it's prison, else not really

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Aside from that, I find it weird that the governor of a state has repeatedly spoken on behalf of the entire state illegitimately declaring what is and isn't welcomed in the state. In the past, he said something about Florida is where woke goes to die. It's a weird thing to do because the governor is the lead executive of a state government, not the cultural voice of the entire state. As far as I can tell, the state legislature decides who and what is welcomed in a state through laws. Aside from that, the population itself would be its own voice. Am I wrong? Does any other governor do that?

Disclaimer: I don't disagree with the Andrew Tate thing, but I find it weird that a governor is making these statements.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Sorry, bud, Florida says you're too rapey even for them

On an unrelated note, does anyone else think that Tristan looks like Romanian Ryan Reynolds?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They're not Romanian, they're US-British. They just moved to Romania because they thought police are less likely to investigate sexual assault cases there.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

why is andrew tate even relevant, i dont know who he is aside from he hates women

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I guess Ron is mostly upset that they aren't related to their victims.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Oh no! Republicans are NOT going to like That!

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