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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I prefer spicy pickles. There was a booth at a weekly market in Rotterdam called "spice girl" who sold pickled gherkins with a habanero in the jar. Wonderful. Sadly they have moved online.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The tiny, crunchy sweet snacking pickles are honestly good. Just by themselves, not on anything.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cornichons? If so, yeah, those are my favorite. All other sweet pickles (by themselves) are an abomination.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Cornichons

Whatever you say.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Third panel: chocolate guy but he’s screaming for half sour pickles