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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I want more women in my nerd ass hobbies. I'm willing to make concessions and compromises.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Women Custodes and Astartes if we can still make the Primarchs twinks and you got a deal.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We have twink primarchs already. Fulgrim on the Chaos side and Sanguinius on the loyalist side.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but you see, this would increase our current twink primarch count by over 1000%. I think its an unprecedented offer.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

All twink Primarchs? Done.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I want more women in my nerd ass hobbies. I’m willing to make ~~concessions and compromises.~~ a new woman.

She's starting to be pretty good at keeping time.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

First time around, I thought the BL meant "Boy Love" and not "Black Library", and surprisingly it reads much the same.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Legit I came to the comments because boy love is all I could think of for what BL meant

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Point 2 is awesome and I fully agree to it. Not in the sense of all the incels crying over wokeness, but because it helps point 1, getting away from spehs mareens for fucking once.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

+1 for Maraviglia as a Broadway musical.