At some point my dumb thembo ass is just going to have to accept that I've somehow accidentally found myself in a lesbian relationship. It seems like every other day I scroll past some Yuri manga meme or some other lesbian relationship meme that hits way too close to home. Heck, I feel like half of them are posted by you! xD
I can't tell you how many times I've started accidentally info dumping about some nerd shit to my wife only to hear "Yer cuuuuuuuuute" in a voice I can only describe as what I imagine the :3 smiley sounds like.
ETA: I was just thinking back on this more and I just remembered that my wife and I were long distance initially and the second time we ever met in person was when she moved from South Dakota to New York and picked me up in a U-Haul so we could move into our new place... I'm literally living the damn "What does a lesbian bring to the second date?" joke...