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Who hasn't had a wild night out like this once or twice? (lemmynsfw.com)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Military vehicles generally don’t have keys for ignition. Usually it’s just a button.

Do with this information what you will.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The security system for these vehicles tends to be dudes with guns though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Only at the main gate usually. The motor pools are unguarded.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

i can’t imagine tanks are that intuitive when it comes to driving them

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Driving a tracked vehicle is simple. Driving one well is difficult.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

It has two levers, one for the right track, one for the left track. And a brake.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you God bless

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Firetrucks too, so I've been told.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh man. This becomes like a philosophical thinking exercise.

Do you steal the tank, and have the GREATEST BAR STORY IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, (with the caveat being that not a single person would ever believe your story)

or

Do you not risk government and military personnel hunting you, stay safe, and just take uber home (with the caveat being that you're a huge pussy who has no exciting bar stories that anybody want to hear)?

Decisions decisions....