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Texas man sues Whataburger for nearly $1 million after burger had onions on it (www.kens5.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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HOUSTON — A Houston man is suing Whataburger for nearly $1 million after he says his burger had onions on it.

Turns out he had asked for a no-onions order.

On July 24, 2024, Demery Ardell Wilson had an allergic reaction after eating a burger that had onions on it at Whataburger, court documents say. He alleges that he requested the fast-food chain to take them off before serving him the burger.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine being allergic to onions. Weak-ass genes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Post your genome

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

So you can clone me and make it your fucktoy?😡

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I ABSOLUTELY know who this snowflake voted for.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dude, not cool, is your brain so warped by politics that you have to interject it into every conversation?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I can’t possibly be doing the jerkoff gesture harder than I’m doing it right now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This lawsuit will fail. They state they will make efforts to accommodate allergies but they cannot guarantee it. It's cut and dry, there just ain't no way

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Would be even worse if onion rings had Not The Onion in them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Onions are easy to remove, it is that damn mayonnaise that ruins everything that should never be the default. If some confused person actually wants that garbage on anything they should be handed a packet to add it themselves.

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