Planes issue horrible chemicals that cause all kinds of issues. Carbon dioxide, nitrogen oxides, etc.

My understanding is that these bills would make that illegal. That's good.

or even control the weather for nefarious motives.

Actually, contrails do have a slight climate impact. Not controlled of course.

Next thing: "out law hurricanes" ...good luck with all that

No fly zones! Gotta take a bus.

Better for the Environment. Now they need to end SpaceX.

Red meat for the specific kind of idiots who tell anyone who they can trap in a corner for 5 minutes about how aliens built the pyramids.

States give privileges to things people do for their Invisible Friend, who's not real either. What are you gonna do?

I almost put this here, but the last part ruined the joke :/

chemtrails were real for several decades, the US government admitted to dispersing harmful biological weapons over US populations by air without notification or consent in the 1975 Church committee.

doesn't mean it's happening now, but it's silly to pretend the US government didn't secretly drop chemicals and biological agents onto US citizens from aircraft when they already admitted to doing it for decades.