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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That guy should watch Jackass. Johnny Knoxville became famous for specifically that.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Guys who are into cbt: are you sure?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Daniel Craig and Mads Mikkelsen in black and white, looking very handsome

Daniel: this better not awaken something in me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The comments are totally going to be reasonable with this one😅

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Neither scenario touches the torture I endure the morning after pepper-heavy, spicy Mexican food.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Ya'll have some weird GI systems...

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

that's because they asked to get kicked in the nuts by saying shit like "getting kicked in the nuts is more painful then giving birth"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Nutblows don't give you dat sweet sweet oxy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them.

Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Kidney stones, those are the worst.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

I was about to say this. Had kidney stones. Would not recommend birthing a stone baby.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

one wonders why nature saw fit to give us pain receptors throughout the urethra, like was that necessary?
surely like a centimeter in would have sufficed?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Well, if you had something happening there, you probably would want to know about it. Pain is the body's alert system.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life. You clearly have never had an actual kick to the nuts if you think post workout soreness is worse. Like actually dude. Is this even a serious comment? It's so absurd to the point of trolling.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

You've never really been kicked in the nuts with any real force if you think any sort of non injury workout pain is even close.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Infected road rash all up your right arm is so much worse too, and I imagine there's probably worse things than that once you get into spinal pain

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them

Have you tried both?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

No, and this economy and political system, I wouldn't want to try out my mpreg fantasies...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We’ll have to find a trans guy who gave birth and had bottom surgery afterwards.

Although I don’t think the scrotes they can make right now have the same kinds of nerve endings. I’ll never get to try CBT :(

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Interesting logic though 😅

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