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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i love reading daily astrology columns.

i can never remember what i am supposed to do so i just read those

so much easier than task lists

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

If I’m bored with a newspaper, I specifically read all but mine. Helps to prevent any subconscious influence it might have on me.

Or I read the previous newspaper and rate how many of the 11 could apply for the past day/week.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If they fall on earth, they do.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I know what it means but... Uh... It's technically quite wrong.

If a star does a Gamma Ray burst right in Earth's path we'll all be pretty strongly effected.

That's not even going over that Earth is a planet and the Sun is a star, both which are effecting us on a daily basis.

And the sun is gravitationally effected by other stars which in turn effects Earth which in turn effects us...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

If that happens, the debate would be moot because we'd all be vaporized, or we'd be sent back to the stone ages, depending on how far away the star is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Wait, does anybody knows what happens for ophiuchus people? :/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That all depends upon how far away from any given Planet or Star you are, doesn't it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am very close to a planet and an comfortable distance from a star. I don't think radically changing either would improve my life.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I fail to find where improve was offered. I believe the discourse is upon the "have an affect" and I assure you being under the influence of a high gravity VS low gravity and even not mentioning the various radiations and their levels, the stars and planets affect you 100%af

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Sure, I read horoscopes on the off-chance they might make my life worse

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