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Password security is important (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In the Star Trek universe, you announce your password to the room every time you use it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah but with your access code that's voice authenticated. Foolproof, unless there were androids like Data, or any robots that could copy voice signatures... That would be a problem!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

God forbid someone invented some kind of audio recording device.... Captain's log, stardate 43291....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yep. My voice is my passport.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh no. Not again.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Bean there when it happened, huh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you call a masturbating cow?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I even ventured a guess it would be embarrassing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oh no it's beef stroganoff! Ha!