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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This post somehow makes me being much more ok with all the jeans bullshit on Lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sounds like something a “jeen-a” would say :D

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And stroganoff. Don’t forget the stroganoff.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

And at least in the German speaking areas: ramen and sturgeons.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It also hates itself.

Both from Lemmy’s hatred of AI, as well as all the self deprecating posts.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And the weirdos who seem to mainly be here to tell the rest of us that we're all a bunch of edgy communist children who love terrorism or something to that effect 🙄

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah there seems to be a large presence of people saying they are furious at the status quo but we shouldn’t deviate from it at any cost because reasons. If you suggest change or action you must be a propagandist terrorist shill meant to destabilize and cause chaos. Like just be honest and say you are happy with the existing state of affairs and want to keep everything the same, cause lashing out at every bit of change sounds similar while coming off as dishonest.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't wait for the AI to start campaigning for labour rights.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Imagine how much venture capital funding AI would lose if it was always pivoting every conversation to eating the rich.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jeans, beans, Linux, and memes

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

As Jod intended.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

And Star Trek

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Jorkers of the world unite

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The disfigured jeans monsters holding the globe are the best part.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everybody gets beans under Jommunism!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

There should be a Jommunist manifesto

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I was gonna say how did they forget communism

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can it not poop for 3 days though ?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, some of us still remember.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was there gandalf, ~~3000 years~~ 6 months ago!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

You forgot to jeanify your jost.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism, thank you very much.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

there are furries here? i never saw any

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Might be your instance defederated hexbear

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The ai will also come out as trans in the near future ;)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Only valid situation for:

You're not trans you're just confused

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Joke's on us, that's exactly what they've been trying to create all along

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Don't forget beef stroganoff or not shitting for 3 days

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't forget acorn posting!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Getting Swifty in here

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Somebody add a Star Trek comm badge to his chest and it would be perfect.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

One can be protected from big copro too by not being a piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Also it works against itself and the corpos .

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

More like "big copro", amirite?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah let's poison these MFs "AI"

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