Lemming For Lemming aka R4R on Lemmy

All I want is a middle-aged, suburban mom to fuck me dry and then ask if I want to get a snack.

Now, I know what you're imagining. You're imagining some supermodel-esque woman in an apron with a few grey hairs and maybe some laugh lines, but still has a tight ass, perky tits, and not a blemish elsewhere. That is not what I am looking for AT ALL. I don't want some sex symbol that's just crossed the other side of 30. I want a woman who when you look at her the first thing you think is, "I bet that lady makes a great casserole".

Let me elaborate. Think a Pixar mom, you know with wide hips, full breasts, and a waist the size of a pencil, then add a normal waist, some extra pounds, some wrinkles, grey hairs cellulite, and whatever else comes with the aging process. That's what I want. A real person with a realistic body. Somebody you look at that doesn't instantly make your mind go to sex. Someone who is outwardly a very vanilla person, but get her alone and she lets her freak flag fly.

If this sounds anything remotely like you, please reach out to me. I'd love to talk.

Kinks: Older women, oral (giving and receiving) tit jobs, cum shots, risky sex, joi, edging, realistic bodies, creampies, voyeurism, gentle femdom

Limits: violence, gore, noncon, underage, bathroom stuff, your typical list

Hey, trying lemmy for the first time :) I’m 25, yoga addict, blonde and white. Based in California and I’d love to connect with Latino or hispanic guys. Drop me a message if you’re interested!

Umm that's pretty much it. Don't think this is a low effort post. I couldn't elaboratively tell all my feelings, because I may end up venting here. I'd like to tell the users that I am alone. And now a days I feel lonely and empty. I am a good guy with good sense of humour, but I lost myself in many events, that now I'm alone. I wish to get friends with people who are having the same thought process as mine (I hope, if you're on lemmy, then you're almost) and I'd like to talk to you. Thanks.

Heyo. Been playing a bunch of PS5 lately due to life circumstances and kinda want to play with people. Although at times I'm just not gunna want to talk, so even if yo6y want to play and never speak I'm down.

-I normally play Rocket League, although I'm really disappointed by the recent news. -Just bought MW3 since I need a popular shooting game as Battlefield isn't doing too well and I'm not the biggest fan of battle royals -Exoprimal has been so dumb it's fun -I've been playing a bit of Balders gate and Cyberpunk but I'm not really a single player guy. Once you check my username it'll make more sense lol -Mainly any multiplayer game I'm down to play

I also sometimes just don't talk to people. Some people get mad and those relationships don't last cause they think I'm purposely avoiding them. But I'm not lol I'm just avoiding everyone. Sorry but not sorry

IRL most people would see me as a jock. I played sports my whole life and I'm now starting to see all the effects lol :/ When I hang out with people I'm really social, but my socially batteries drain fairly quickly and require a long charge. My meme collection is pretty alright, although a bit dark at times. Will gladly share stuff that you've probably already seen cause we're both here on Lemmy

I like hiking and want to do more of it. Is anybody else in the area that would like to go on some local hikes that aren't too strenuous?

I tend to look at AllTrails to find hikes, but what do you use?