Two Sentence Horror

Then, with a bang, she drops dead on the stage and all of her band members run for cover in helpless panic.

"Everyone goes to both," Death replied, "and what you called life was the Heaven portion."

They just tutted and turned away because no one likes a crying baby on a plane.

I was 37 when the cops arrested my dad and assured me it was perfectly okay to go outside.

I was horrified when I found out they all committed suicide, and even more horrified when I found out they only looked 6 years into the future.

I guess that explains why my wife has been so different since her twin sister went missing.

As I granted his wish and disappeared back into the lamp, I could only watch as the once comforting plush figure began to grow and transform into a massive beast.

My blood went cold as I heard a series of 0101010101010101010's over and over again.

Now they would never find the children.

"Having won the elusive prize of receiving police, fire or ambulance assistance from 911, what is your emergency?"

Feels good to be back!

When we finally pulled out the blindfold and baseball bat, she began to tremble and asked "is there a pinata?", to which we replied "it's almost ready, eat up"

You begin to scream as your newborn eyes open to the hospital room, your memory already fading as you repeat this life once again - you had been in that darkness so many times before, but you don't know which way the number is ticking.

My mouth filled with salt water as I realized the cruise ship wasn't turning around.

I started working in elderly care just so I can hear this wondrous noise once again.

In a fit of childish curiosity my two year old pulled the plug.

"I never had a wife, and I do not know who they are."

"It will be over soon," I said as I tightened the noose.

"We hoped this curse would skip you, son, but you're going to have to be locked up around the full moon just like your grandfather."

Then I look back at the terrified hunter and sink my antlers into his chest.

I'm excited because once they're invisible like me, we won't need to use the ouija to talk anymore.

It didn't take long for the aliens to torture them to death and preform autopsies, leaving us horrified and vowing to never make contact with Earth again.

I did not recognize him or his friends, but being that I was old and outnumbered, I felt that feigning dementia was my best bet to make it through whatever was going to happen next.

As images of pain and suffering flashed before the audience, I wondered how long in eternity it would take before I too was cackling with malicious laughter

Hiding Jews was against the law and my father needed to be punished.