Wrong Takeaway

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Every story has a moral, but these weren't intended.

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Faking a cop's death scores you a date with Angelina Jolie. (files.catbox.moe)
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She'll even wear a dress ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Buying weed from your neighbor makes you look gay. (sopuli.xyz)
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. (files.catbox.moe)
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Things will probably be fine. (files.catbox.moe)
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Gotham's worst criminals are social media influencers. (files.catbox.moe)
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Jesus did tell bros to cut out their own eyes. He's probably fine with this. (files.catbox.moe)
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Virginity is dangerous! (files.catbox.moe)
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The Devil is actually really nice and offers a pretty sweet deal. (files.catbox.moe)
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Sarah Michelle Gellar had a lot of work done... (files.catbox.moe)
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The rest of the school year was probably pretty easy for the kids. (files.catbox.moe)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.film/post/578791

The movie is all in the last week of September, right near the beginning of school. Imagine being a teacher and giving a test. You couldn't ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Wicca is evidently a genetic heritage. (files.catbox.moe)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/3236500

I guess Gerald Gardner left that part out ๐Ÿ˜‚

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We don't have payphones anymore because the machines wanted to get rid of exits. (media.tenor.com)
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The FBI should share resources with the Chinese government more often. (files.catbox.moe)
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Child labor leads to better unions. (lemmy.world)
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Vanilla Ice doesn't stop a show for ANYTHING (lemmy.world)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/2773671

Literal mutant monsters bust out on to his stage mid-brawl and my dude turns it into a freestyle without breaking a sweat.

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Really smart people do cocaine and opium when they're bored. (lemmy.world)
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Always watch your food being prepped... (lemmy.world)
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Mexican vampires are squishy. (lemmy.world)
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Dibs on future robberies is a thing in prison. (lemmy.world)
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Lock up your toys when you leave the room so they don't run away. (files.catbox.moe)
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Buying soap supports domestic terrorism. (lemmy.world)
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As both the hotel and bank of assassins, The Continental must make a killing in currency conversion. (files.catbox.moe)
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