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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's time for your dick injection, Bryan.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Weird that you're attacking someone who's trying to help people.

Are you being paid by the fast food industry?

To smear and try and debase people who are trying to show people how to be healthier and happier?

So you can keep making money and hurting the population

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Sorry about your illiteracy